wake-up calls

These days, Mom and I talk almost every morning on my way to work. Some mornings just to complain, some mornings just to say I love you, some mornings (like this morning) to make fun of celebrities.

Me: Did you hear this about Chelsea Clinton spending 90 thousand dollars for bathrooms at her wedding? 90 THOUSAND dollars for fancy port-o-potties.
Mom: That's a lot of money to flush down the shitter.

This budget will make you ill. Apparently the whole shebang will cost $3.3 million.
P.S. I miss you Mom.