buy one buttcheek, get one free

How have I never heard of a Brazilian Butt Lift before?

Thankfully this coupon came in the mail yesterday. I must be on the
"females with flat butts in Indianapolis" mailing list. Now I can quit doing lunges and squats at the gym and just get my own fat re-injected into my rear. Fabulous. That's not gross at all.

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